You know the one person we wouldn't want to be this Easter?
Yep – he sure got the rough end of the silver wrapping.
On his birthday, everyone gets presents, a big dinner and two days off – except for Jesus!
He dies and we get buns, chocolate and a long weekend– he got a mob pinning him to a cross and made to drink vinegar.
Sure he gets to hear his name a lot, but it’s mostly when we swear.
(Rumour is he does smile wryly if we hit our thumb with a hammer, whilst trying to…well, moving right along…)
Either way we’ll make your lead up to the Easter weekend far more enjoyable with:
See you soon!
Eddie and Eunice xxx
Eddie Smoult - One-time super hero. Released from the 1980's on a good behaviour bond. Fantasy is to be reincarnated the lead on the Muppet Show.