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Kris Kringle - done, dusted and simple!

20/12/2017

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Get your 'last-minute' Christmas shopping done at a leisurely pace!
Hi Smoultstars,
Imagine shopping at leisurely pace, coffee in hand, with an absence of ferals, bumpers and door-way blockers.
This is your world at Smoults with a fab array of great gifts that will see you retain your place at the peak of the popularity charts!
And, you'll be able to come in at times more suited to your needs too, thanks to extended Christmas trading hours.
Here's a sneaky peek at a few Kringlistic (and gluten-free) options to snap up:
  • Dingo hot sauce
  • Silver Penny Christmas Puddings
  • McClures Brooklyn-style Pickles
  • Random Harvest dressings, tapenade and mustards
Of course you'll still be able to grab a swag of your fave cheeses and antipasto indulgences to enjoy as part of your festive frivolities!
Ho! Ho!
Eddie and Eunice xxx
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Order your Christmas Ham from Smoults Larder today!

13/12/2017

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PictureFree-range house-glazed ham
Make your Christmas dinner something to really celebrate
Hi Smoultstars,
Let's cut to the chase here...
Sure Christmas is a fab time to enjoy with your family and friends.
A bit of time off, a few glasses of bubbles, maybe even some chillax time!
But you know that lurking underneath this is the pressure to get it right!
The pressure on you to make sure that your Christmas dinner is a hit with everyone. That it's totally delish and everyone is happy!
You need a release valve - and here it is...
Your Christmas Ham all ready and done for you!
Four fantastic choices to impress your guests so that you can focus on the things that you really want to enjoy at Christmas.
Choose from either:
  • Free-range house-glazed ham
  • Free-range traditional leg ham on the bone
  • Free-range champagne ham (semi-boneless)
  • Porchetta
Be quick - we've secured a limited supply.
You can check out the full description of each of the above delights here
You have until 5.00pm Friday 15th December to place your order (and pay).
Simply call us on 9371 9778 or email smoults@bigpond.com and we'll get it sorted.
It'll change your life!
Eddie and Eunice xxx

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We Need to Set You Straight About Smoults

8/12/2017

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Hi Smoultstars,
You may be feeling that we've been ignoring you (in the online space)
And you have every right to be grumpy. (It is nearly Christmas after all!)
It's all for a good reason though.
We've been going flat strap since the refurbishment of Smoults Larder, and we're pleased to say (humbly) - it looks fab! 
The good news is that there's plenty happening at your local home of foodilicious goodness and it's time you heard some home truths about Smoults...
Hence, you're now the first person to get hold of the inaugural, collectors edition of Smoults Larder News.
This means you'll get to find out about:
  • The mystery of the Smoult name
  • A Maylands Christmas event
  • Your delish summer recipe
  • The highbrow quiz
  • Your Christmas ham
It'll change your life (for the next 5 minutes at least!)
Eddie and Eunice xxx

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Christmas gifts in Maylands

4/12/2017

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So little hassle, so much reward...

Hi Smoultstars,
Life is meant to be easy!
Your Christmas shopping should be devoid of parking rage, people wandering aimlessly in front of you as you scurry from shop to shop only to find the 'same old same old' stuff parading as gifts.
You can have that on your doorstep in (Perth's coolest suburb) Maylands.
And you'll be interested to know that what's really trending now is the food gift.
Yep, amazingly people have enough 'stuff'.
But they're loving getting food gifts that they can enjoy themselves or with friends and family.
Drop in any day this week and quickly grab a stash of gifts for some of the faves in your life - not too quickly - remember to leave yourself time for a coffee!
We'll feature different items from our range each day of this week, so you can make your shopping decisions in a snap!
Today we have a fab range of Biscotti - a massive Christmas favourite.
It's perfect in any Christmas hamper and is a winner as a small gift.
So come on in and soak up the relaxorama that is Christmas shopping at Smoult's Larder.

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