It's important to remember what made this nation half-great...public holidays!
And on this Australia Day Lonnnnng Weekend you have the chance to rest up buttercup from a big start to 2019.
What better way to do this than by doing...well, not much at all.
You can get all the help you need on this front from your life-coaching team at Smoults.
Here are our four top tips:
Check out the catering menu
Place your order before 5.01pm on Thursday
Pick it up before 3.01pm on Sunday (you're welcome to collect it on Friday or Saturday as well - but not in your ute, remember it's banned!)
Regards and Oi Oi Oi!
Eddie and Eunice xxx
Eddie Smoult - One-time super hero. Released from the 1980's on a good behaviour bond. Fantasy is to be reincarnated the lead on the Muppet Show.