Well - not ever...
But you don't necessarily have to go all the way to our beloved Manji if you're in need of some truffle action this Saturday...
You can pop into Smoult's Larder and sample some ridiculously good Great Southern Truffle Honey.
Black truffle flavours are infused into premium amber-coloured West Australian honey to create a beautiful, sweet truffle indulgence.
Tastings are available from 10.30am-1.30pm (or until sold out)
Eddie Smoult - One-time super hero. Released from the 1980's on a good behaviour bond. Fantasy is to be reincarnated the lead on the Muppet Show.