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Easter would really upset me if I was...

16/4/2019

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PictureJESUS TRYING REALLY HARD TO GET EXCITED ABOUT EASTER...
Hi Smoultstars,
You know the one person we wouldn't want to be this Easter?
Jesus!
Yep – he sure got the rough end of the silver wrapping.
On his birthday, everyone gets presents, a big dinner and two days off – except for Jesus!
He dies and we get buns, chocolate and a long weekend– he got a mob pinning him to a cross and made to drink vinegar.
Sure he gets to hear his name a lot, but it’s mostly when we swear.
(Rumour is he does smile wryly if we hit our thumb with a hammer, whilst trying to…well, moving right along…)
Either way we’ll make your lead up to the Easter weekend far more enjoyable with:
  • Your outrageously indulgent Easter Menu
  • Indulgent Hot Cross Buns
  • Easter Egg Hot Chocolates
  • Picnic Hampers (available for collection on Thursday, Saturday and Sunday)
PS – we’ll be open on Easter Saturday and Easter Sunday, closed Good Friday and Easter Monday.
See you soon!

Eddie and Eunice xxx

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