![]() Hi Smoultstars, You know the one person we wouldn't want to be this Easter? Jesus! Yep – he sure got the rough end of the silver wrapping. On his birthday, everyone gets presents, a big dinner and two days off – except for Jesus! He dies and we get buns, chocolate and a long weekend– he got a mob pinning him to a cross and made to drink vinegar. Sure he gets to hear his name a lot, but it’s mostly when we swear. (Rumour is he does smile wryly if we hit our thumb with a hammer, whilst trying to…well, moving right along…) Either way we’ll make your lead up to the Easter weekend far more enjoyable with:
See you soon! Eddie and Eunice xxx
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December 2020
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