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Hi Smoultstars, Chinese New Year is a fantastic time of year. Our most memorable experience of this was (many moons ago) in Hue in Vietnam in a cafe run by a family of deaf mutes, who opened beer bottles with an egg flip! (He got a lot of practice!) Anyway... You no doubt know that 2019 is the Year of the Pig. And many promotions have focused on pork products. Whilst we're big supporters of the Australian Pork Industry, we thought that maybe for just one day, we could ease up on the pig-o-liscious indulgences. That's why we need YOU to join our SAVE BABE campaign! Yep for one day (Chinese New Year), we're urging you to SAVE BABE by bringing out your inner vego. You'll be rewarded for doing so at Smoults. All you need to do is spend over $10.00 on any vego items and you'll receive a FREE coffee PLUS a life-changing Fortune Cookie. It's all happening on Feb 5th at Smoults. PS - rumour is that Babe will be appearing live to sign autographs - still to be confirmed... Oink! Oink! Eddie and Eunice xxx And thanks to Annie Spratt from unsplash for the image :) 
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Hi Smoultstars, It's important to remember what made this nation half-great...public holidays! And on this Australia Day Lonnnnng Weekend you have the chance to rest up buttercup from a big start to 2019. What better way to do this than by doing...well, not much at all. You can get all the help you need on this front from your life-coaching team at Smoults. Here are our four top tips:
Check out the catering menu Place your order before 5.01pm on Thursday Pick it up before 3.01pm on Sunday (you're welcome to collect it on Friday or Saturday as well - but not in your ute, remember it's banned!) Regards and Oi Oi Oi! Eddie and Eunice xxx  Hi Smoultstars, Chuc mong nam moi! (aka 'Happy New Year' in Vietnamese). It's fab to be back and ready to jump in to an exciting 2019! We had a fantastic break with some chillaxing time in Hoi An, on the central coast of Vietnam. As you can see below, a second home was found when we became desperate for good coffee. In good news, your second home (where you're always welcome) has re-opened, and we can't wait to hear all about your recent adventures (and maybe seeing some select holiday pix!) Keep an eye on this space Friday, when we'll be making a spesh announcement re our weekend brekkies, providing you with a 'welcome back' gift. Cam On! (Thank You) Eddie and Eunice xxx   Hi Smoultstars,
We're guessing you're just about cooked by this time of the year. And the last thing you probably want to be doing around Christmas is more hard work. That's why we're putting the 'CH' back into Christmas! Yep, you'll get to do some serious, high level, epic CHillaxation when Christmas dinner is all sorted for you. How does this 'amazink' Christmas Miracle happen? Through the magic of the Smoults Christmas Catering Menu, no less... With a fab selection of decadently delish hams, sumptuous salads and fab fruit mince tarts, you can kick back and enjoy all the bestest bits that Christmas brings. Simply make your selection and drop in, call on 9371 9778 or email us to place your order before 5.00pm on Monday 17th December. See the menu for more Love always, Eddie and Eunice xxx Hi Smoultstars, With only 386 days until Christmas (something like that) it's time to get a movin' and a groovin' with some Kris Kringle action. No doubt you're wondering what all this howling business is about... It's not a cult - but with your profile and insane level of popularity it might just become one. Anyhoo, we want you to get in on this howling secret. Dingo Hot Sauce! It's an absolute ripper and makes the bestest ever Kris Kringle gift that you could light up someone's life with. Need a promotion? Give some to your boss. Need more money? Give some to your rich Aunty. Need less friends? Tell them to use it as eye drops. Either way, Dingo Hot Sauce will stamp your authority as the best gift giver since Santa. Sprint into Smoults Larder today and grab your stocks before the stampede begins! Love always, Eddie and Eunice xxx  Hi Smoultstars, It's time you got a bit more love and respect from your local larder... We thought what better way to say we're sorry for ignoring you, than with biscuits! They taste better than flowers, last longer and can still make your house look pretty (these pix are proof of that!) The super-duper delightful Lisa Richards (chef extraordinaire) and the magic behind Knutsford Gourmet will be holding a tasting of a range of her way-indulgent biscoidal delights (aka biscuits) at Smoults Larder this Saturday 5th May from 10.00am-12.00pm. All matched with a range of our fantabulous cheeses. Come on in for brekky, a snack or stay for lunch - just leave room for the Knutsford Gourmet biscuits! Love always, Eddie and Eunice xxx
Wow you're patient... Hi Smoultstars, Phew - it's been a BIG wait! And we're so thankful that you've stuck with us during the detailed crafting and testing of your new breakfast menu. The good news is that it's here, it's ready and all it needs it you! Take your tastebuds on an indulgent ride where they experience an absolute pleasure-zone of:
1. Check out the full selection of sinless indulgence in our breakfast menu. 2. Grab your bestie and charge into Smoults 3. Demand to be fed! (Anytime from 7.00am-2.00pm)
Valentine's Day Indulgent Picnic Wow- this is really going to make an impression! Brush off the picnic rug, choose a wowmantic location and be ready to be wrestled to the ground by your honey-bun! All you need to do is place your order before 4:00pm Monday 12th February. Call the hotline on 9371 9778 or gleemail [email protected] Download your stairway to heaven here   Valentine's Day Tasting Platter All you need to do is pick the location and brush off the picnic rug! The tasting platter will have your honey-bun in a spin and super-duper appreciative of the thought that you've put into this. Download a copy of the Valentine's Day Tasting Platter Simply order before 4:00pm, Monday 12th February. Phone 9371 9778 or email [email protected]    It's all about the effort made...
Hi Smoultstars, We all know that 'last minute' doesn't cut it when it comes to letting your honey-bun know that you think they're really tops... Buying things like:
There's hope on your horizon though! In the next few days you'll be able to order a Smoult's Valentine's Day Picnic Hamper. You'll be No.1 on the popularity charts for weeks to come and you'll provide your honey-bun with an experience they'll love and remember - great work! Tune in Wednesday for the deets! |
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