Make Christmas Special for Young Mums in Need
Yep, 2020 has been a challenge for us all.
Everyone has a story to tell and largely, we’ve made it through OK.
And as we’re all aware, there’s most likely people out there who are doing it tougher than we are.
We’ve found a group of people who are facing challenging times and we’d love it if you could help us to help them.
They are young mums in a refuge with their babies.
We can’t imagine that would be a lot of fun, but they have some great people around them providing support wherever possible.
So we thought, what better time to shine some light into their world than Christmas!
Here’s the plan…
Sound like a deal?
Great! Let’s make this happen and make Christmas that little bit better for people who really need it.
It’ll be one of the best and most appreciated presents you’ve ever bought!
Jayde and her amazing team have completely transformed Maylands train station in a way that will lift you up every time you walk past. So much to love, appreciate and learn from this - a HUGE thank you to Jayde and the team and everyone involved.
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Your new take home meal menu is here.
And we have more good news!
Our amazing neighbour, Keith from Chapels on Whatley has got us all organised so you can get food, fashion and fun delivered to your door!
Yep - you can order items from your fave Whatley Crescent store to be delivered in a snap!
Check out how it works here or see below
Check our Facebook page for daily updates on new menu items.
If you have ideas or meal requests, please include provide them in the comments section below.
Thanks for your support - please keep sharing positivity and patience - that's the only thing we want people to catch right now!
Georgie, Andrew and the Smoults Team
Usually we don't take ourselves too seriously...
You can rest assured that your health and well-being is No.1 on our list right now.
Here's what we're doing now to make sure everything stays A-OK in your world.
1. We are still open! And will remain so as long as we can! 👋
2. You can call ahead with your orders to minimise any wait times ☎️
3. We’ll even drop it out to your car if you need us to! 🚗
4. We sell our delicious Antz Inya Pantz Coffee Roasting coffee for you to brew at home ... AND we can grind it for you ☕️
5. Where possible we use West Australian suppliers and producers, supporting us = supporting them
6. We will be supplying takehome meals, you can call us on 08 9371 9778, email firstname.lastname@example.org to place your orders. We will be putting menus up in the next couple of days.🍳
7. We have taken extra sanitation measures on top of the strict ones that we already had in place 💫
8. Where possible we encourage you to use our EFTPOS facilities instead of cash.
9. We love your keep cups as much as you do! But for now, all takeaway coffee will be served in our takeaway cups. 💚
10. If you’re desperate for anything (even toilet paper), let us know and we will help where we can. 🆘
We're also keen to find out what else we can do to help - here's a quick few questions to make sure we're making good decisions around your needs.
We encourage you to keep supporting local bakeries, butchers, bulk foods store, our new local IGA, gift shops, clothing shops, book shops, hairdressers,barbers and beauticians and your favourite cafes, restaurants, bars and breweries wherever they may be.
We’re all in this together, stay safe, positive,healthy and look after one another.
Love Georgie, Andrew and the fabulous Smoult's Larder Team ✌️
We all know that the kitchen staff at Smoults are tyrannical and evil.
They take great pleasure in depriving you of the things you truly crave…
You probably hear them quietly laughing as they send out your meal with the ramekin of pure indulgence, better known as Smoults homestyle tomato relish.
Sure there are a couple of teaspoons of heavenly deliciousness there, but like any addictive substance, one hit is never enough…
Well, there is a Christmas miracle unfolding at Smoults!
The famous tomato relish is now available to take home.
Yep, this limited-edition jar of decadence is yours to purchase now at Smoults.
Clinical tests have shown that it can turn your Christmas ham into an out of body experience; breathe life into cabbage; and increase your lifespan by 30 years (tbc).
Do everything you can to get into Smoults today to grab your jar of heaven – the perfect Chrissie gift to yourself!
You know the one person we wouldn't want to be this Easter?
Yep – he sure got the rough end of the silver wrapping.
On his birthday, everyone gets presents, a big dinner and two days off – except for Jesus!
He dies and we get buns, chocolate and a long weekend– he got a mob pinning him to a cross and made to drink vinegar.
Sure he gets to hear his name a lot, but it’s mostly when we swear.
(Rumour is he does smile wryly if we hit our thumb with a hammer, whilst trying to…well, moving right along…)
Either way we’ll make your lead up to the Easter weekend far more enjoyable with:
See you soon!
Eddie and Eunice xxx
You may know that this Tuesday is Pancake Tuesday.
Traditionally (i.e. for more than 5 days) this has meant eating your own body weight in bulging, sickly sweet, pancakes laden with cream and a token raspberry (not exactly meeting your '2 fruit and 5 veg' quota for the day!).
We wanted to give you some respite from this sugary assault on your senses.
Fortunately a star customer, Jesus (who interestingly is originally from Bassendean, which is also his surname and has a twin-brother, Cheeses) came up with an alternative.
He told us about a chance meeting with Yoko Ono in Hanoi, prior to the summit and hip-hop dance-a-thon between Trump and Kim.
Jesus (aka JB) explained his concerns to Yoko re putting on 8kg in a day from excessive pancake consumption.
Yoko held up her hand and said, "A new command I give you - Okonomiyaki!"
"I think you mean, 'I beg your pardon.' Either way, Okonomiyaki! It's a Japanese Pancake."
There were high fives all-round as the realisation of salvation dawned upon JB.
"Yeah baby, Okonomiyaki! Savoury, delish and ridiculously good for you"
The GOOD NEWS - it's on the menu at Smoults this Tuesday.
Bring in your fave Beatles tracks, a good (healthy) appetite and be ready for Okonomic enlightenment.
See you then!
Eddie and Eunice xxx
There's no need for a love triangle to add excitement to your Valentine's Day...
You can maintain your status as No.1 with your Honeybun with a Smoult's Picnic Hamper.
Think of the hugs, love and adoration you'll receive for having (a) remembered to do this and (b) done this!
Order by 12.59pm Wednesday to maintain your popularity.
Simply call us on 9371 9778 or email us.
Three options are available that will make your Valentine's Day bigger than an extended cruise on the Love Boat!
Option 1 - Valentine's Picnic Hamper (Check out the contents)
Option 2 - Valentine's Vego Picnic Hamper (Vegotine - see what's inside )
Option 3 - Valentine's Decadent Picnic Hamper (take a sneak peak)
And remember - all you need is love (and a picnic hamper)
Eddie and Eunice xxx
Eddie Smoult - One-time super hero. Released from the 1980's on a good behaviour bond. Fantasy is to be reincarnated the lead on the Muppet Show.